Places Facebook Hates

Let me pose the important question first: Have you sold your Facebook shares? The company is collapsing, and its performance over the last months is a shambles. People have been wantonly banned form commenting or posting for no reason at all. A whole town was ostracized over one of it's beauty spots. Facebook 'algorithms' were blamed, where Facebook illogirithms would describe it better if in a novel way.

 

Facebook minions can't read, can't think, and have the education level of New York City cockroaches. It is hardly surprising that the company is running downhill like a loaf of cheese but with less brain inside the loaf. The site has been showing technical problems for months. After a certain amount of time, the site stops working, hanging itself in a loop of its own devising.

Since December, people have been wantonly banned from using Facebook or commenting on it. The bans were totally incomprehensible to the users banned as they occurred posting recipes, jokes, or discussing the weather. Complaints resulted in absolutely nothing. Facebook customer care means: You send us a complaint; our computer sends you the same standard answer after an amount of time has elapsed to pretend someone looked at it. But we don't give a shit.

Now Facebook has started a crusade against places they hate. Users in Brighton, England, were banned when posting about their beauty spot called 'Devil's Dyke'. Facebook has finally apologized and in best Trumpian manner promptly blamed its algorithm. It shows that they can't afford to hire employees anymore after everybody who can read and write left for better companies.

If you want to help Facebook to go into administration, here are some places you might want to post about in Facebook. You are worried about the people who work there? I just showed you that they didn't work but instead messed up right royally, so stop worrying. 

Devil's Dyke (near Brighton, Sussex, England)
Dyke Valley (ditto by a different name)
Offa's Dyke (border ditch between Wales and England)
Dyke (Nevada, USA)
Dyke (Lincolnshire, England)
Dyke (Moray, Scotland)
Dyke (Virginia, USA)
Little Dyke (Nova Scotia, Canada)
Car Dyke (Roman boundary ditch in East England)
Devil's Dyke (earthen barrier in Cambridgeshire, England)
Devil's Dyke (prehistoric fortification in Hertfordshire, England)
Devil's Dykes (Roman fortification between Hungary and Serbia)
Deil's Dyke (from New Cumnock to Durisdeer, Scotland)
Pict's Dyke (ditto by a different name)
Celt's Dyke (ditto by a different name)
Foss Dyke (Roman canal linking Trent and Witham rivers, England)
Wansdyke (earthwork southwestern border of Wessex, England)
Wat's Dyke (earthwork in the Welsh Marches, Wales)
Great Dyke (geological feature, Zimbabwe)
Mount Desire Dyke (geological feature, South Australia)

With so many Dykes, I think Facebook will be busy sorting out it's faulty software; but they probably don't want to spend the money but rather stuff it into the pockets of the management (including Mark Zuckerberg). All in all, for a company that has a horrifically bad reputation since day one, they really should start to clean up their act. 

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